A1        Absurd-Ditties
A2        I'm A Telly Addict!
A3        "Terry Talking"
A4        Ernie Had A Hernia
A5        Toccata In Dm
A6        My Wife's A Psychopath!
A7        Sod The Neighbours
B1        Melancholy Margaret
B2        Drooling Banjos
B3        Alecs Gone
B4        When You're Jimmy Saville
B5        Caught Up The Reeperbahn!
B6        Dez The Demon Decorator
B7        Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)